Book of Nonsense

Book of Nonsense

The Name is the Program

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Author: Verlag dos Santos
Length: 28 page(s)
Written: Apr 2008
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Category: Fiction & Literature » Humour  |  Work: Other
Keywords: Humor, English

The Name is the Program

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!--
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

2.
There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied;
She purchased some clogs,
And some small spotty dogs,
And frequently walked about Ryde.
Edward Lear Book Of Nonsense

3.
There was an Old Man with a nose,
Who said, "If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly wrong!"
That remarkable Man with a nose.

4.
There was an Old Man on a hill,
Who seldom, if ever, stood still;
He ran up and down,
In his Grandmother's gown,
Which adorned that Old Man on a hill.

5.
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sate upon it; But she said, "I don't care!
All the birds in the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!"

6.
There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her; But she seized on the Cat,
And said, "Granny, burn that!
"You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!"

7.
There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly;
He sate on the stairs,
Eating apples and pears,
That imprudent Old Person of Chili.

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Member since: Feb 2008
Publications on XinXii:  58
Juan dos Santos ist Hobby Schriftsteller und betreibt einen Internet Verlag in der Nähe von Zürich. Der Verlag dos Santos hat bereits viele interessante Publikationen hervorgebracht zu den Themen Existenzgründung und Marketing. Sowohl in deutscher als auch in englischer Sprache

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