Lingam and Yoni Massage

A Safe Sex and Anti-War Tool

Author: Swami Pooh C. Ananda
Length: 12 page(s)
Written: July 2011
Sales Rank: -
Views: 324

Why do men need lingam massages? To awaken their Inner Clitorises, and because “men keep a lot of their stress in their pelvic area,” according to the experts. "Right!" says the author, 'that’s where I keep my stress--except for the tiny bit that I hide inside his socks for emergencies." And his name for his Inner Clitoris is Rip Van Winkle

Had George W. Bush gotten not just the White House, but all the lingam massages he needed, the world would be a lot nicer place today, and America would not have to borrow from the Chinese, says the author in this 4000 word laugh-out-loud book.

He also suggests universal Yoni Massages to correct the worldwide tilt towards lingams and to ensure justice for all yonis. (What’s the cat doing on the cover? Don’t ask.)

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Swami Pooh C. Ananda
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Swami Pooh C. Ananda is the pseudonym of a widely published author who has lived in America and in India.

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