Y'all ain't gonna belive this shit

1600 Jokes and stupid sayings about rednecks


Author: Jack Young
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Pages: 198
Language: English
Publication date: 30/11/-0001
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Jokes and stupid sayings about rednecks
In this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.
This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).

Table of contents
Preface
You might be a redneck if...
Redneck jokes
You might be a redneck pilot if…
Redneck Medical Terms
Down South Bumper Stickers
How to convert a businessman into a redneck
Redneck computer terms
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
If Microsoft was based out of Georgia
A redneck goes to the movie: 'Return of the Jet-Guy'
Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
Valentines, Redneck Style
Redneck Two-Liners
You know you're trailer trash when...
You've joined a redneck HMO if...
A Redneck Kind of Love
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
Redneck Driver's Application
Louisiana Heritage
North vs. South
Arkansas Scholars
Application to live in Festus, Missouri
Redneck Wedding Guidelines
Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if...
You might be a Star Wars redneck if...
What not to say to a police officer!
You know yours is a redneck church if...
Analogies only a Red Neck would know how to use...
Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption...
Redneck Engineering Exam
From a mother with love
Letter from a farm kid
You might be a Blueneck (a northerner - the opposite of a Redneck) if...
Redneck Pickup Lines
Excerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book
Today's top Country and Western Songs
Redneck Horoscope
Do's and Don’ts when Visiting the 'SOUTH'
40 Things never said by southerners
Learn how to speak Redneck
Redneck Etiquette
How to know where a driver is from?
A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Southern comments
Notice to Northerners moving south
Bubba Claus
A Redneck Christmas
Epilogue
About the Author
El vendedor asume toda la responsabilidad de esta entrada.
Er ist 1957 in Deutschland geboren und hat bis zum Jahr 1999 dort gelebt. In diesem Jahr ist er in die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika ausgewandert.
In den USA lebte er bisher in den Staaten South Carolina und Florida.
Im Jahre 2006 begann er Bücher, über historische Plätze in den USA zu schreiben und diese Bücher in E-Book Versionen zu konvertieren.
Es sind bereits verschiedene Bücher von ihm in deutscher und englischer Sprache erschienen.
Die meisten seine Bücher sind Kurzgeschichten, Romane, historische Reiseführer, Bücher über die USA, Witze-Bücher und einige andere Titel.

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